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21 Reasons Why You’ll Hate Our Holiday Parks

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They’re in the worst locations ever

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Honestly, they’re so bad

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The views from the parks are nothing special at all

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Especially at sunset…

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(So don’t even bother taking your camera)

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There are no beaches nearby

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No countryside settings, or open space

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So you will definitely feel super claustrophobic

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There’s absolutely nothing to do at our holiday parks

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You will be bored stiff

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Especially if you have children, they will be SO bored

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Bored, bored, and guess what? Bored

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Our holiday parks all look exactly the same

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They have no character whatsoever

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And don’t even get us started on the accommodation

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It’s all just exactly the same

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It’s truly awful

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Plus, the prices are outrageous

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So what we’re trying to say is, don’t bother booking a holiday with us

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Because you will absolutely hate it

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And feel more stressed out than before you went
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